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~ Nell ~

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megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via batjensen)

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

(Source: vinebox, via blushingmisha)

amerlcanapparel:

google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know

(via lucerei)

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

(via rickmerengue)

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

(via kraken-with-a-plan)

I keep thinking about a Pacific Rim/Attack on Titan mash-up and all I can hear is “Hange created a neural bridge from garbage and drifted with a Titan!”

luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

(via lucerei)